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Lone Ranger and Tonto Camping Skit 
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| Required: | 5 campers |
| Script: | Lone Ranger: Whew! it sure is a hot day, Tonto! Let's get us a sasparilla to cool off. Tonto: Good idea, Kemosabe. Since it's your birthday, I'll buy the drinks.
(while drinking, a cowboy walks up) Cowboy: Hey, either of you riding a white horse? Lone Ranger: Yep, that'd be my horse. Cowboy: Welp, it's standing in the hot sun and there's no breeze at all. I'm afraid he's not lookin' too good. Lone Ranger: Whoa, I'd better get out there and stir up some breeze, then. Tonto: Kemosabe, it's your birthday, let me go cool off your horse. Lone Ranger: Why, thanks, Tonto. It's great having a side-kick like you. (Tonto walks 'outside' where the horses are and starts running around in a circle, to generate a breeze around the horse.)
(Another cowboy walks past Tonto and up to the Lone Ranger) Cowboy #2: Hey, any of you guys riding a white horse? Lone Ranger: That'd be me, pardner. Cowboy #2: Well, you left your engine runnin'.
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