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| This Skit has gross parts and is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not. | |
| Required: | 4 to 8 campers |
| Preparation: | 1 camper is Captain. 1 camper is lookout. 1 is Captain's galley boy. The rest are men-at-arms ready to fire cannons. |
| Script: | Campers are on a ship at war cruising the sea looking for enemy. Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the starboard bow. Captain: How many? Lookout: 2 ships, Cap'n. Captain: Boy, bring me my red jacket so the men won't see my blood if I'm wounded! (hands him his imaginary jacket which he puts on.) Captain: Fire the cannons! (campers make cannon noises) Lookout: Woo-hoo! We sunk them both! (captain takes off his jacket and hands it back to the boy) Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the port bow. Captain: How many? Lookout: 5 ships, Cap'n. Captain: Boy, bring me my red jacket so the men won't see my blood if I'm wounded! (hands him his imaginary jacket which he puts on.) Captain: Fire the cannons! (campers make cannon noises) Lookout: Woo-hoo! We sunk them all! (captain takes off his jacket and hands it back to the boy) Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the port stern. Captain: How many? Lookout: 40 ships, Cap'n! Captain: Boy, bring me my BROWN PANTS! |
Brown Pants Camping Skit 
