Give the Frog a Loan Camping Skit | |
| This Skit is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not. | |
| Required: | 3 campers - a frog seeking a loan, Patty Wack the loan officer, Mr. Smith the bank manager. a statue, stick, or some small silly item |
| Script: | Mr. Smith is offstage. Patty Wack is seated at a desk. The frog walks into the bank. frog: Ribbit. Good morning. patty: Good morning. (looks up and sees frog.) Oh my! Uh, my name is Patty Wack. How can I help you? frog: Ms. Wack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation. patty: (Takes a hard look at the frog, then shrugs her shoulders and gets out loan form. She starts filling in information) How much would you like to borrow? frog: $25,000 please. patty: What is your name? frog: Kermit Jagger, I'm Mick Jagger's son, you know. My dad is good friends with your bank manager. patty: Well, $25,000 is quite a bit of money. We will need some collateral to secure the loan. What do you have? frog: (holds up a small item) I have this Hummel! patty: (takes item and looks at it in confusion) Well, ummm, I'm going to have the bank manager take a look at this. (yells) Mr. Smith, could you come here please?! Mr. Smith: Yes, Ms. Wack. What seems to be the trouble? patty: This frog's name is Kermit Jagger and he claims his father knows you and he wants a $25,000 loan and he wants to use this, this, this 'HUMMEL!' as collateral. I don't even know what a Hummel is or if we can even give a loan to a frog! Mr. Smith: Obviously, it's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone! |
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