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| Required: | 2 campers |
| Script: | A grizzly bear walks into a butcher shop. Bear: Grrr, I need some meat. What's for sale today? Butcher: Well, here's some skunk that got run over on the road. Just 10 cents a pound. Bear: That's disgusting! I need something better. Butcher: How about some rabbit? 50 cents a pound. Bear: No, rabbit gives me gas. Butcher: I've got venison steaks. $1.00 a pound. Bear: Nope, had that yesterday. Butcher: There's bear tongue for $2.00 a pound, but you're probably not interested. Bear: GRRRRRRR! Butcher: Hey, here's pheasant breast for just $5.00 a pound. Bear: That might do. Is that all you have? Butcher: Hmmm, let's see. I've got Campers, but I'm afraid they're $70.00 a pound. Bear: $70.00!!!! Why so much? Butcher: Do you know how much work it is to CLEAN one? |
Meat for Sale Camping Skit 
