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| Lyrics: | This is a repeat after me song. TARZAN! Was swinging on a rubber band Smashed into a frying pan Now Tarzan's got a tan JANE! Was flying in an aeroplane Smashed into a freeway lane Now Jane's got a pain Now Tarzan's got a tan CHEETA! Was walkin' down the streeta Groovin' to the beata Now Cheeta is veleeta SHAMU! Was swimmin' in the ocean blue Smashed into a big canoe Now Shamu's gonna sue Now Cheeta is velveeta Now Jane's got a pain Now Tarzan's got a tan SQUIRREL! Was ridin' on the tilt a whirl Crashed into a little girl Now Squirrel's gonna hurl Now Shamu's gonna sue Now Cheeta is velveeta Now Jane's got a pain Now Tarzan's got a tan MONKEY! Was swingin' from tree to tree Got stung by a bumblebee Now Monkey is so funky ROGER! Was pitchin' for the Dodgers Hit someone larger Now Roger's not a Dodger KING TUT! Doin' the Egyptian strut Fell into a rut Now Tut's on his butt CHARLIE! Was ridin' on his Harley Crashed into Bob Marley Now Charlie's not so gnarly RHONDA! Was drivin' in her Honda Drove into a pond-a Now Rhonda has no Honda |
Tarzan Camping Song 
